So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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