why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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