I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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