Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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