It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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