Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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