her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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