morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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