you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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