I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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