You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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