Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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