Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
FUCK WHALES
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