when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I need to calm my uterus...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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