Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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