i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just had sex on a roof
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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