You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
