I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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