To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
