Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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