Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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