have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I want a musical about memes.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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