i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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