I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
