Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
