You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize