Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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