God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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