She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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