WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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