Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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