You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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