Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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