ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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