i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Randomize