I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
