3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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