the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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