do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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