thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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