i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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