my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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