your room smells of hookers.
And success
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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