ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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