question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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