Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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