dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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