Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Randomize
