Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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