But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Randomize
