So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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