Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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