My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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