I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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