I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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