I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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