and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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